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When concrete shakes beneath thee, one has found a true sub-woofer.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?
-- Brady's First Law of Problem Solving...
When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. -- Tom Lehre
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
When Cthulhu calls....don't answer the phone!
When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
When cutting down trees, remember to pause now and then to sharpen your axe.
When daisies pied and violets blue, And lady-smocks all silver-white, And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue Do paint the meadows with delight, The cuckoo then, on every tree, Mocks married men.
-- Willia...
When dangling, watch your participles. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
When Darius offered him ten thousand talents, and to divide Asia equally with him, "I would accept it," said Parmenio, "were I Alexander.
"And so truly would I," said Alexander, "if I were Parmenio....

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