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When did you first realize that you were God?" "Well, I was praying to the Lord one day, when I suddenly discovered that I was talking to myself.
-- Peter O'Toole, "The Ruling Cla...
When did you learn to do that?" "I read the instructions!" -- Commando
When does later become never?
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
When domestic servants are treated as human beings it is not worth while to keep them.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Serva...
When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right. -- Thomas Ediso
When dreaming stops, the time to die has arrived.
When dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating
you even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors....
When drinking from the stream it is well to remember the spring.

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