When A Woman Says "No!" She Really Means "Yes!" -- Except, Of Course, When She Means "NO!
When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she
When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes.
But when she says yes, she is no lady....
Rule of Open-Source Programming #11: When a developer says he will work on something, he or she means "maybe".
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
#8 Going Out: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out....
When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. -- Victor Hugo
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Q: "Do you think that she will want to remain an emfeebled mortal?
Picard: "But if she really is Q, she must understand what that means....
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. -- Murphy's laws on sex
When a woman cease to attract men, she turns to radical feminism.