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Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think
Oh boy! I'm going insane again. -- Deep Thoughts by J...
Whenever I'm faced with a difficult situation, I like to ask myself what my idol, Edward R.
Murrow, would think; and I think Ed would call this censorship....
Whenever I'm in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when I'm out of town, they mail it to me.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind.
I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect....
Whenever in time, and wherever in the universe, any man speaks or writes in any detail about the technical management of a poem, the resulting irascibility of the reader's response is a constant.
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Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines, I wash my hands afterward.
But how to wash off the small but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind? -- Edward Abbey...
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
Whenever I see a photograph of some sportsman grinning over his kill, I am always impressed by the striking moral and esthetic superiority of the dead animal to the live one.
-- Edward Abbey...
Whenever I think of program maintenance, I conjure up a picture of the Great Dust Bowl of the 30's.
Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty.
I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?...

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