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• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
• A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
  -- Sacha Guitry...
• An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
  -- Sacha Guitry...
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• The little I know, I owe to my ignorance -- Sacha Guitry
• Heraclitus says that Pittacus, when he had got Alcaeus into his power, released him, saying, "Forgiveness is better than revenge.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Pittacus, iii...
• You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. -- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
• The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
  -- Blackadder III...
• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...