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When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnso...
When a man laughs at his misfortunes, he loses a great many friends.
They never forgive the loss of their perogative. -- H. L. Mencke...
When a man lies he murders part of the world.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
-- Helen Rowland...
When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to reform him, it is not marriage
it is a sign that two idiots have met....
When a man meets his destined ruler, They can be together ten days, And it is not a mistake.
Going meets with recognition....
When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the...
When a man reproached him for going into unclean places, he said, "The sun too penetrates into privies, but is not polluted by them.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Diogenes, vi...
When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?
here is no answer to be made. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap....
When a man says, "Get thee behind me, Satan," he's probably ashamed to have even the devil see what he's up to.

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