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What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness....
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
What's the difference between a man and the weekend? The weekend never comes too soon.
What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A moose has its horns in front and its asshole in the rear....
What's the difference between a physicist and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
What's the difference between a politician and a hooker?
There are some things a hooker won't do for money....
What's the difference between Arkansas women & a 747? About 10 lbs.

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