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What's the difference between snot and cauliflower? Kids will eat snot.
What's the difference between the 80's and the 50's?
In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," then whispers, "and some cigarettes....
What's the difference between the United States and Eastern European countries?
The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
What's the difference between the window manager and the computer club window manager?
Well, one's supported software and the other isn't....
What's the easiest solution to Rubik's Cube? Spray paint.
What's the First Mate's name? ...Percy. A nautical cove?
Yes...Well, he's a sort of...wet fish. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
What's the good of being grown-up if you can't be childish?
What's the harm in the whole audience hissing you if you clap yourself? -- Erasmu
What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
His ass. What's the second-to-last thing to go through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?...
What's the main difference between what biologists call a "bug" and what computer programmers call a "bug"?
Biological bugs reproduce very easily....

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