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Miscellaneous Collections

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What's the difference between a seagull and a puppy?
One flits across the shore the other shits across the floor....
What's the difference between a whore and a congressman?
A congressman makes more money. -- Edward Abbey...
What's the difference between a woman on PMS and an Iranian terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist....
What's the difference between COBOL and forcible sodomy. Not much.
What's the difference between genius & stupidity? Me, and You.
What's the difference between God and a programmer? God doesn't think he is a programmer.
What's the difference between men and goverment bonds? Bonds mature.
What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan? About $500 a weekend
What's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? About 4 inches!
What's the difference between President Reagan's cabinet and a kindergarten?
The kindergarten has adult supervision....

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