Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.
What's that watermelon doing there? Tell you later? -- ? -- Buckaroo Banzai
What's the Bag Limit on tourists these days, anyway?
What's the date? May the fourth. Then May the fourth be with you. -- Count Duckula
What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with... -- Karl Lehenbaue
What's the difference between a 4 year research grant and a 4 year athletic scholarship?
The athletic scholarship comes with a grant of immunity....
What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
One shoots but can't hit,the other hoots but can't shit....
What's the difference between a bear and an ant? About 2,000 pounds.
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
A used car salesman knows when he's lying....
What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't make a vitamin...

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