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What's the point of not eating? You're the only one who's suffering.
Do I look like its bothering me? Okay, its bothering me....
What's the point-spread on World War III? -- Ronald W. Reaga
What's the point spread on WWIII? -- R. Reaga
What's the problem with the Chinese water torture? An hour later, it doesn't bother ya anymore.
What's the rectal temperature of a three toed sloth?
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
What's the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.
What's the ugliest part of your body? What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose, Some say your toes, But I think it's your mind. -- Frank Zappa (1965)...
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it? -- The Docto
What's the use of computers? They'll never play chess, draw art or make music. -- Jean Gene

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