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What's The Difference Between A Man And E.T.? E.T. Phoned Home.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
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What's 'e matter w' that thing? -- Scotty
No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
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What's the difference between COBOL and forcible sodomy. Not much.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
-- William Hazli...
