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What strange things one gets nostalgic about.
What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted! Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, And he but naked, though locked up in steel, Whose conscience with injustice is corrupted.
-- William...
What's ugly *and* cute? Baby parrots!
What's up, Doc? - Ensign Bugs to Crushe
What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....
What's vanilla, vanilla & vanilla? Ice cream clones.
What's Victoria's Secret? She likes to dress like a slu
What's white and has dirty knees? A head nurse.
What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
What's worse then a politician is a child molester.
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