What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
10 pounds.
How do you get them to be the same?
Force feed the elephant.
10 pounds.
How do you get them to be the same?
Force feed the elephant.
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A: With a blue-elephant gun.
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- What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
- Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
