Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What's the matter? Can't you read? Now you'd best start over.
What's the MATTER Sid?.. Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory? -- Zippy the Pinhead
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us- and that's "selfishness.
-- Will Roge...
What's the metric unit of pain? The Angstrom.
What's the most popular form of birth control? The headache.
What's the most popular order at the Zen hotdog stand? Make me One With Everything!
What's the opposite of a Hot Dog? A Pup-Scicle.
What's the point of being famous if you can't get a last minute booking?... -- Vila
What's the point of being fascinatingly crazy, if you don't enrich the world with it?
what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to pervert it?
-- G. A. Effinger, Marid Changes His Mind, IASFM, 1/90...

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