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• The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.
• alescritter /sayls'kri`tr/ n. Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson.
  Hackers tell the following joke: Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a computer salesman?...
• alescritter: /sayls'kri`tr/ n. Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson.
  Hackers tell the following joke: Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a computer salesman?...
• Nothing gives a used car more miles per gallon than a salesman. -- Boswell's Rule
• How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
• Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
• No obligation. No salesman will call.
• The Optimist: A Mac salesman with a page
• When the saleman's car broke down, he walked to the nearest farmhouse to ask if he could stay the night.
  The farmer agreed to put him up. "I live alone," he continued, "you can have the bedroom at the top of the stairs, to the right....