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• Athletic Scholarship. -- Oxymoro
• What's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? About 4 inches!
• The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
  -- Robert Heinlei...
• The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning, while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
• Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap
• I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy.