What Do Women And Turds Have In Common? The Older They Are, The Easier They Are To Pick Up.

What Do Women And Turds Have In Common? The Older They Are, The Easier They Are To Pick Up.

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What do women and turds have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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