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We're free people. We belong to no one. -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2.
We're from Liars Anonymous. No we're not!
We're full-fledged tank paratroopers.
We're getting a lot of government these days, but we'd probably be worse off if we were getting as much as we're paying for.
-- Olin Mille...
We're going to assume a few things about reality. One, it exists.
That's not a necessary assumption, but I find it comforting....
We're going to beam them aboard, directly onto the bridge.
"But Captain, will they not protest?" Let them. -- Picard and Data, "The Survivors", stardate 43152....
We're going to do it the way we always have -- the super-dumbass way.
.. It's what we know. -- The Lone Contracto...
We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88...
We're going to have to go directly to... Ludicrous speed!

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