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We're hosed. -- Next, Inc.'s Steve Jobs said after workstations running a demo program crashed at the SPA symposium.
Were I a nightingale, I would act the part of a nightingale
were I a swan, the part of a swan. -- Epictetus (c. 60 AD) -- Discourses, Book i, Chap. xvi...
We're immortal, we gods. The Earth changed. Your fathers changed.
They turned away, until we were only memories. A god cannot survive as a memory....
We're in Florida.
We're INNNSAAAAANE! Oh, wait. That's Crazy Eddie, isn't it?
We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got himself stuck on a sticky bun.
-- Edmund : Major Sta...
Were I so tall to reach the pole, Or grasp the ocean with my span, I must be measured by my soul
The mind 's the standard of the man....
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate to prefer the latter.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
Were it not for imagination, sir, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as a duchess.
-- Dr. Johnso...

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