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Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
We're the weirdest monkeys ever. -- Karl Lehenbaue
We're thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5. -- Henry Spence
We're tired of third-rate incompetents in public office. We want first-rate incompetents.
We're told to pay as we go -- but where are we going?
We're training up our new executioner, and he's a little immature.
Takes him forever. Slash, slash, slash...by the time he's finished you don't so much need a spike as a toast rack....
Were 't the last drop in the well, As I gasp'd upon the brink, Ere my fainting spirit fell 'T is to thee that I would drink.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- To Thomas Moore...
Were we as eloquent as angels, yet should we please some men and some women much more by listening than by talking.
-- Colto...
WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man.
Were you acquainted with the decedent? Yes, sir. Before or after he died?
-- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...

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