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• Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• We're going to talk about sex--you're going to talk about sex, because I can't remember.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• You watch a talk show recently? They're doing one next month on a normal, happy heterosexual couple, assuming they can find one.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Look at this [dollar bill], for those of you who haven't seen [one] before.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...