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• Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
• We have reached an informational threshold which can only be crossed by harnessing the speed of light directly.
  The quickest computations require the fastest possible particles moving along the shortest paths....
• Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!!!
• The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
• We're told to pay as we go -- but where are we going?
• But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is proper use and abuse of your own facultie
  and it is ludicrous to hold reason higher than body or feeling....
• Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a holo-whip in the munitions cabinet.
  And I think, once his derierre is minced like burger meat, he's going to be history in two seconds flat....
• People who aren't going to go any faster than the speed limit really ought to put their hazard lights on.
  -- Nibble's Rules Of The Road, #19...
• To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.