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We're lucky. People should be envying us...I envy us -- David St. Hubbins and Derek Small
We're not afraid, its just that we have this thing about death.
We're not doing it for money, we're doin it for a SHITLOAD of money!
We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice.) -- Answering machine madness - playi...
We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
We're not laughing at you -- we're laughing near you." -- Dead Poets Society
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. -- John M. Ford
We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it.
For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome...
We're not too high up. -- Famous Last Word

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