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We're going to have to have our budgie put down.
We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade.
We're going to paint Clinton as a man out of control, who can't control his zipper, can't control his wife and can't control his waistline.
-- A senior adviser to the 1992 Bush campaig...
We're going to talk about sex--you're going to talk about sex, because I can't remember.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT.
The MX is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a bargaining chip in the nuclear-arms- reduction talks with the Russians....
We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
We're gonna need another Timmy!
We're here for a good time, not a long time!
We're here to give you a computer, not a religion.
-- attributed to Bob Pariseau, at the introduction of the Amiga...
We're here, we're queer, we won't drink Coors beer.

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