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Weren't those a birthday present from Dr. McCoy? And they will be again, that's the beauty of it.
-- Spock & Kirk, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390....
Weren't we here to drain the swamp?
We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz.
We're only immortal--for a limited time. -- Neil Pea
We're only in it for the volume. -- Black Sabbath
We repeatedly enlarge our instrumentalities without improving our purpose. -- Will Dura
We're Prophets and we want Profits. -- $aint Reverend Jonas Xavier Ogyr Virus PhD MD STD
We're] running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
-- An aide to President George Bush, March 1992...
We're safe now, the CIA is here! -- Famous Last Word
We're SICK, SICK, SICK. But happy.

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