We're Going To Find Out Tonight Who The Oldest Lady In The Audience Is.

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We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is. And
we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're
going to give her ... the oldest man.

The first time we tried this was about ten years ago. We had a very nice
lady in our audience. She was 87 years old, as I recall. We introduced her
that evening to a man from Chicago who was 96, and shortly thereafter,
believe it or not, they were married. It was a lovely story. And that
wasn't the end of it either. I read in the paper recently where that woman
has just given birth to a beautiful 47-year-old baby boy!
-- Steve Allen

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