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  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
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  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
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  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
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  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
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  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...