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• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
• That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
  I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• We're training up our new executioner, and he's a little immature.
  Takes him forever. Slash, slash, slash...by the time he's finished you don't so much need a spike as a toast rack....
• A woman's head on a spike is not a pretty thing. -- V. Tsepe
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
  Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some....
• She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head.
• Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.