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• Am I then...not popular? Um...well, put it this way.
  ..When people slip in what dogs have left in the street they do tend to say, 'Whoops - I've trod in an Edmund'....
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• Baldrick, this is Molly ; an inexpensive prostitute.
  Molly, this is Baldrick...a pointless peasant. -- Edmund : Money...
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
  .. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.
  Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again....
• A conversation with you, Baldrick, and somehow, death loses its sting.. -- Edmund : Money