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We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffe
We like all kinds of praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind.
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
We like your movies - especially the early, funny ones. -- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie
We live behind our faces, while they front for us.
We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!
We live in an age that reads too much to be wise. -- Oscar Wilde
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-- Jeff Marder (the question, of course, is whether this is good or bad)...
We live in a rainbow of chaos. -- Paul Cezanne
We live in a society in which it is normal to be sick; and sick to be abnormal. -- Edward Abbey

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