Related:

• I agree. We flame them from the 2nd question on, and up.
  Peter, Peter, Peter. I truly seem to almost not dislike you....
• Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good.
  When it's bad, it's still pretty good....
• Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad, it's still darn tasty!
• Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
  We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have?...
• There are a good number of people who watch delayed action football games on television.
  Already, before they watch, they know who is going to win....
• Either a good or a bad reputation gets there before you do, since it always out runs the possessor.
  It's nice, when you arrive, to have something good there before you get there....
• You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
• When I was your age we ate wood and rocks ... Cripes! - Re
• When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood.