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As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
As you reach for the sphere, an iron cage falls from the ceiling to entrap you.
To make matters worse, poisonous gas starts coming into the room....
As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears.
Unable to pull your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you....
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
As you step gingerly onto the bridge, it creaks and sways dangerously.
very slowly, you make it across....
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
As you think, so will you be.
As you try, your hand seems to go through it.
As you walk around the floor sounds hollow.
As you wish, so be it.

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