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Ate yerz ago i cudent evin spel injunear, now i are one!
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back...
At first I was uncertain, but now I'm not so sure. -- Heisenberg
At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles being superimposed on the creative mind seems more likely to hinder than to help, but this is quite untrue in practice.
disciplined thinking focuse...
At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring a ten minute answer.
-- M. M. Johnsto...
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
-- The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985...
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal sized billiard balls.
-- Terry Pratch...
Atheism doesn't have a prayer.
Atheism is rather in the life than in the heart of man. -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Atheism is the result of ignorance and pride; of strong sense and feeble reaso
of good eating and ill-living. It is the plague of society, the corrupter of manners, and the underminer of property....

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