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• When in doubt, drink heavily.
• I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities.
  It is the only pleasure I have left. -- Francois Marie Voltaire...
• I advise you to put down the oyster before opening it. >WRENCH!&l
• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
• Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
  That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?...
• Evacuator: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
  Grampa: I ain't leaving! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll die in this nursing home....
• You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly -- who might be offended.
  If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now....
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....