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At all times there must be at least 12 men named Johnson in the NBA.
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. -- Breda's Rule
At any given moment, an arrow must be either where it is or where it is not.
But obviously it cannot be where it is not. And if it is where it is, that is equivalent to saying that it is at rest....
At any given moment, a society contains a certain amount of accumulated and accruing aggressiveness.
At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable. -- Barry Bruce-Brigg
At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.
-- Earl Ubell...
At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.

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