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As you know, death is my bread and danger my butter.
No, danger is my bread and death is my butter....
As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
-- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
As you leave, the door swings shut.
As you look on, the troll manages to munge himself with an astounding display of ineptitude.
As you move, the light about you changes color abruptly.
As you pick up the rusty knife, your sword gives a single pulse of blinding blue light.
As you plummet towards the rocky ground below, the Necromancer's horrid laughter is heard echoing off the prison walls, and you find yourself yourself .
. . ....
As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
As you pull the lever, your view of the surroundings quickly disintegrates.
when your vision returns, you find that you're no longer where you used to be....
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money.
What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hu...

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