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• If everything seems to go right, check your zipper.
• When you can't breathe through your nose, tomorrow seems strangely like the day before yesterday.
  -- E. B. White...
• Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend
• Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
• Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
• Being good through life `cause you might go to heaven is like shutting your eyes through a movie `cause you might get your money back.
  -- A. Whitney Brow...
• When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...