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At a blood bank: "Donate now! Don't let us be caught with our pints down!".
A taboo is someone else's rule about what you may or may not do with your own body.
-- Solomon Sho...
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
AT: Accumulate Trivia
At a cocktail party the other night I looked across a crowded room and was half taken by a stranger, in half profile, a handsome, terribly young-looking man with a halo of backlighted curls.
And the...
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
"Really?" the other replie...
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
-- W. Somerset Maugham...
At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
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