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At a party, a snobbish gentleman is trying to impress her.
I just can't bear fools" he says. To this comes an instant reply "obviously your mother did"....
At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.
At a seance, he who levitates is host.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
-- Jessamyn West (Irony is when you buy a suit with two pai...
A taste to remember me by... -- Wesley to Salia, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
A tautologically redundant plethora of surplusage.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tax loophole is a form of tax reform that did not benefit you.
Had you benefitted from it, it would have been a model piece of tax reform legislation....
A taxpayer is someone who doesn't have to take a civil service examination to work for the government.
-- Krueger's law....
At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth
But like of each thing that in season grows. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc....

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