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• I respectfully suggest you go across the bridge instead of jumping.
• It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy.
  Until you make room in your life for someone as important to you as yourself, you will always be searching and lost ....
• Have you seen the bridge?
• Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• Commander Kirk, you have the bridge.
• Hang onto your turban, kid -- We're gonna make you a *star*! -- Genie
• Remember: two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane, and three rights will get you onto the freeway.
• Don't come back until you have him", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly, sincerely, extremely dangerously.
• Hemorrhaging Brain" : peppermint schnapps in a shot or martini glass with *VERY* cold Bailey's Irish Cream poured *slowly* onto top (for the brain effect).
  And a dash of Grenadine. Really gross looking but very tasty!...