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• INTERLACE: To tie two boots together.
• Two cheerleaders ended up at the alter. They met by chants.
• A good number of people race trains to the railroad crossing to avoid the wait.
  However, in case of a tie, you lose....
• Duplex: Having two apartments.
• Two rather dumb teams were playing one another in football.
  The visiting team heard the ref's whistle and thought it was the sign that the game had ended, whereupon the team left the field....
• Tie two birds together and though they have four wings, they cannot fly.
• Remember, when Hitler's war ended, there were the Nuremberg trials.
  -- President George Bush, October 1990...
• She is mine own, And I as rich in having such a jewel As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
• Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.