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• Remember, there are two kinds of ships ... submarines, and targets.
• Stand (or sit if you are more advanced) on the shore and sing at passing ships.
  Score a point for each one that runs aground. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair....
• The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
• One doctor, singly like the sculler plies, The patient struggles, and by inches die
• There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years. -- from the Soviet Weekly...
• There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years. -- article in Soviet Weekly...
• One soviet invasion can ruin your whole day.
• Picard: "Constitution class." Scott: "Aye. You're familiar with them?
  Picard: "There's one in the Fleet Museum, but...but then, of course, this is *your* Enterprise....