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UFO Unidentified Flying Object.
UFP President: "Ambassador Sarek, there must be some way to extradite these men.
Sarek: "Mister President, I share a matter of personal responsibility in this matter....
UFP President: "James T. Kirk, it is the judgement of this council that you be reduced in rank to captain.
And as a consequence of your new rank, you be given that duty for which you have shown u...
UFP President: "Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we *can* do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that we *must*.
-- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
UFP President: "Madame Chancellor, members of the diplomatic corps, honored guests.
..the United Federation Of Planets welcomes you to Camp Khitomer." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
UFP President: "What is the position of the Romulan government, Ambassador Nanclus?
Nanclus: "I must concur with my colleagues." UFP Preside...
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Ugly Bags of Mostly Water we try at peace...you not listen.
Boy in Dome on Sand of Home...we kill. -- Microbrain, "Home Soil", stardate 41463.9...
Uh.. Apone. Collect all the magazines, we can't have any shooting in there.
No grenades either. (they're in the middle of the Alien hive :) -- Alie...
Uh, Count, far be it from me to query this lady's competence as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle.
-- Romana, Androids of Tara...

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