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  By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
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• One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net!
  How will it live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net, I'll tell you....
• parse: [from linguistic terminology] vt. 1. To determine the syntactic structure of a sentence or other utterance (close to the standard English meaning).
  That was the one I saw you." "I can't parse that....
• parse [from linguistic terminology] vt. 1. To determine the syntactic structure of a sentence or other utterance (close to the standard English meaning).
  That was the one I saw you." "I can't parse that....
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  Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had....