Two Saucers Short Of A Tea-service.

Two Saucers Short Of A Tea-service.

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Two saucers short of a tea-service.

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea.
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!...