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Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....
hirty-nine are mad. Well, they sound ideal. They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
Thirty seconds on the evening news is worth a front page Headline in every newspaper in the world.
-- Edwin Guthma...
This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!
This ain't no technological breakdown. This is the road to hell.
This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway. This is the road to hell.
This and a great deal more like it I have had to put up with.
-- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act iv, Sc. 6, 8, (746.)...
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
This area has already been swept for land mines... -- Famous Last Word
This are my opinions, but you too can have 'em for 5 dollars. -- DISCLAIMER

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