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• Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
  all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....
• Thirty days hath November, April, June, and September, February hath twenty-eight alone, And all the rest have thirty-one.
  -- Richard Grafton, 1562 [Trenta di' conta Novembre, con April, Giugno e Settembre....
• Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
• After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
• Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• SPB: Simulate Peanut Butte
• I use GIF.E peanut butter.