This answering machine message is for all you psychics out
there... (Long silence...) BEEP
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
there... (Long silence...) BEEP
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to
heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs.
(Silence...) Any message? -- Answering machine madness... - OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
This is the message on our answering machine... Any... - Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly
beep and I'll get back.
(Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that
yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - Creamed asparagus! BEEP
-- Answering machine madness -
befuddle the... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops,
I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep)... - As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on
reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... ... - Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now.
However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness ...
From the same category:
- The statistical probability of being a good husband
is equal to that of finding a gorilla with real talent... - Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than
your leg... - Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!
Zippy the... - Slous' Contention:
If you do a job too well,
you'll get stuck with it... - How many
consultants
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday...
