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This fellow Charles Lindbergh will never make it. He's doomed.
-- Harry Guggenheim, millionaire aviation enthusia...
This fellow is wise enough to play the fool; and, to do that well, craves a kind of wit.
-- William Shakespeare...
This fell sergeant, death, Is strict in his arrest.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2...
This file's too embarrassed to unzip; Sorry.
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
This finance magazine says most Americans don't plan for a rainy day.
Of course we do. We just plan to get wet. -- Mark Cullum...
This fix should only take a minute...
This flea which I have in mine ear. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iii, Chap.
xxxi...
This flour of wifly patience.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- The Clerkes Tale, Part v, Line 8797...
This fortune cookie program out of order.

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